I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is a play on words, see? "Skeleton" sounds like "a skein o'" ton, and the dude is saying he did a whole skeleton worth of work instead of just a lot of work. Get it? You probably still don't get it, do you?