My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I'n done choking you You will be too.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
This girl came to me and said "I got raped in my sleep" I replied "I done it as a joke" -April 1 2020
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
