Doesnt jokes
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.