Doesnt jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!