Doesnt jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."