Doesnt jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.