Doesnt jokes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.