Doesnt jokes
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.