DOE jokes
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.