What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
DOE Jokes
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
