DOE jokes
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
lol the best pokemon card ever
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.