DOE jokes
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Memes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.