DOE jokes
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Memes
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.