What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
DOE Jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
