DOE jokes
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Memes
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”