DOE jokes
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.