DOE jokes
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Memes
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.