How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
DOE Jokes
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why does my mum eat carrots?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
