DOE jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.