DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.