DOE jokes
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Memes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.