DOE jokes
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why does America have more guns than people?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does suck a sucking fish?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.