DOE jokes
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com