DOE jokes
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.