Cat Scratch Payback

  • Does your cat scratch you?

    Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, genius, the joke is that the person wanted to get revenge on their cat for scratching them. But now the cat is unresponsive. Haha, get it? The cat is probably dead. You are probably dead inside too, listening to my jokes.

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