I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
LMFAO
I named my dog awesome, so that I can say I'm fucking awesome!
jack stev
groussssssa