I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
The first part of the joke is that the person named their dog "5 miles" to make it seem like they walked 5 miles when they walked their dog. The second part of the joke is a dark and morbid punchline. The random guy says that they ran over 5 miles, which implies that they ran over the dog with that name.
jack stev
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zulu149er
LMFAO
theDmaster69
I named my dog awesome, so that I can say I'm fucking awesome!