A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Disease Jokes
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
He's in a wheelchair.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
