Disease jokes
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Cancer.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.