Disease jokes
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.