Disease jokes
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Cancer.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.