Disease jokes
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
Me after hearing
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What was I saying again?
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.