Disease jokes
AIDS?
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.