Disease jokes
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
He's fat!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
You know who else has dementia?
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"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"