Disease jokes
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.