Disease jokes

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?

There's no stage 5.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!