So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Disease Jokes
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
