Disease jokes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!