Disease jokes
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.