Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
