Discrimination jokes

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.