Discrimination jokes

Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?

A. A Notsee.

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.