
Discrimination jokes
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I hate autistic people.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
