I’m not racist I just have black guns
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
racism
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
