Discrimination jokes
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Most pakis are disabled.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Talk about emotions exploding
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.