Discrimination jokes
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.