What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
