Discrimination jokes

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.