Discrimination jokes

Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.