Disaster jokes
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"