Disaster jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.