Disaster jokes
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?