Disaster jokes
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.