Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
