did you here about the cat jail break out? it was a cat-tastrophe.
What does the initials FEMA stand for? Federal Erection Management Agency
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
