Disaster jokes
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.