Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
