Disaster jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.