Disaster jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.