Disaster jokes
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)