Disaster jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.