Disaster jokes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.