Disaster jokes

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.