Devastation

Devastation Jokes

Hiroshima

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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  • Misfortune

    My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

    (Again, credits to my really funny friend)

    Gunshot

    Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

    The sir: My children will be devastated.

    Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

    The sir: Whatever it takes.

    *Suppressed gunshots*

    Plane

    Why were the people in 911 devastated?

    They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.