Devastation jokes
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Doctor: Iām so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! ššš
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of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade