Devastation jokes
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Fall
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Community talk
of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade