Devastation

Devastation jokes

Hiroshima

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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  • Misfortune

    My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

    (Again, credits to my really funny friend)

    Gunshot

    Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

    The sir: My children will be devastated.

    Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

    The sir: Whatever it takes.

    *Suppressed gunshots*

    Plane

    Why were the people in 911 devastated?

    They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

    Community

    of destruction, To conquer and reign supreme. The world quakes at his power, And all who oppose him tremble in fear. But those who join his ranks Are promised glory and victory. The wade's army marches on, Leaving devastation in their wake. None can stand against them, For they are the chosen ones. The legend of wade is here to stay, And all must kneel before his mighty sway. here wade