Disability jokes

He's not dead, his batteries have run out.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Sally.

What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?

A slow clap.