Disability jokes
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
If you laugh your a legend <3 have a downy day
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.