Disability jokes
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣