Disability jokes
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"