Disability jokes

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?

A slow clap.

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.