Hair Dryer Mix-Up

This is a dark joke that plays on the juxtaposition of a dangerous object (a gun) with a harmless one (a hair dryer), and the vulnerability of the blind kid. The humor comes from the unexpected and inappropriate situation created.

• Gun
• Kid
• Blind
• Hair
• Harm
• Weapon

• How do you punish a blind person? Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
• Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
• Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
• I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.