To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
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Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool? Neither did she.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a table. And chairs.
