I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Disability Jokes
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
