Disability jokes
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
We don't read backwards.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.