Disability jokes
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Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
We don't read backwards.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."