Disability jokes
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Memes
Who here plays blox fruits?
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!