Disability jokes

Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Sally.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

We don't read backwards.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

How did the retard win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

A: Wave at him.

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.

How do you shut Helen Keller up?

You give her mittens.

What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?

Steamed veggies!

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!