Disability jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Memes
Who here plays blox fruits?
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.