Disability jokes
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.