Disability jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.