Disability jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.