Disability jokes
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.