Disability jokes
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.