Disability jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.