Disability jokes
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.