Dinner jokes
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
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One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
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Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
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What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!