Dinner

Dinner jokes

Cannibal

    • Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

    His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

    Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

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    • Dad

    • This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

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    • Choice

    • I believe in a woman's right to choose...

    ...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

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    • Dinner memes

    Noodle

    • For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

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    • Priest

    • There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

    The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

    The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

    The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

    The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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    • Potato

    • I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

    A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

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    • Chicken

    • My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

    "No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

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    • Food

    • My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.

    The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;