i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has a eating disorder
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
