Dinner Jokes

What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

What did the twin towers order for dinner

2 large planes

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

what do cannibals eat to freshen there teeth. men toes

why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving

family gathering

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds

Dating 101

Heres what you do:

1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?

Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: excuse me?

Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"

My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”