Difference jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.