Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.