Difference jokes
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.