Difference jokes
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.