Difference jokes
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.