Difference jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.