What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
