Difference

Difference jokes

Mom

What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.

Dwarf

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Terrorist

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Child

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Memes

Sandwich

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.

Priest

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Trash Bag

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

President

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

People

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Dog

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Street

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

Degree

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

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Wife

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

Mj

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

Acne

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.