Difference jokes

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.