
Difference jokes
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Stressed Out - By - Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions - I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard. I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words. I wish I found some chords In an order that is new. I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang.
I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink. But now I'm insecure And I care what people think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out We're stressed out
Sometimes a certain smell will Take me back to when I was young How come I'm never able to identify Where it's coming from? I'd make a candle out of it If I ever found it Try to sell it, never sell out of it I'd probably only sell one. It'd be to my brother, cause we have the same nose Same clothes, home grown The stone's throw from a creek we used to roam But it would remind us of when Nothing really mattered Out of student loans and tree house homes We all would take the latter My name's Blurryface and I care what you think My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face saying "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
