Difference jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)