Difference jokes
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Memes
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.