Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.