Difference jokes

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.