Difference jokes
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.