Difference Jokes

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

What's the difference between a baby and a ball?

If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.

How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.