Difference jokes
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.