Difference jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Your face.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.