Difference jokes
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.