what’s the difference between broccly & boogers people don’t eat there broccly
What’s the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One’s a good lot of fat the other’s a fat lot of good
What’s the difference between a jew at a banquet and a jew at a motorboating session? A jew at a banquet can be welcome and get their noses into some food but a jew can’t get their noses into a motorboating session.
What’s the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn’t cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
What’s the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down… comedy.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it