What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?