Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.