Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.