Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.