Difference jokes
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Memes
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.