Difference jokes
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers