Difference jokes
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.