Difference jokes
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's the difference between a duck?
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver? One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.