Difference jokes

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.