What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
