Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue

One come out the chamber

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

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My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.