Difference jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.