Difference

Difference Jokes

what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

they both live underground, except for the eagle

What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.