Difference jokes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Memes
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.