Difference

Difference jokes

Jesus

  • What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

    The look on their face when you're nailing them.

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  • Daredevil

  • What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

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  • Music

  • This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

    Feminist

  • What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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  • Condom

  • What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

    One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

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  • Gun

  • What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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  • Watermelon

  • What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Baby

  • What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

    I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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  • Rooster

  • What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

    Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

    A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

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  • Tunnel

  • What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?

    A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.

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