What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
