Difference jokes
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!