Difference jokes

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.