Difference jokes
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Memes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!