Difference jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Memes
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.