what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
