Difference jokes
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.