Difference jokes

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?

A hambone.

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.