I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
What the difrents between you and an orphan
Nothing
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
