Difference jokes
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.