What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
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What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
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What's the difference between me and a rope? The rope doesn't hang from itself
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
