Difference jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.