What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Difference Jokes
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
