Difference jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.