Difference jokes

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?

A horse can't hoop.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

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What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.