Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when your 13
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your face.
whats the difference between an umbrella and a tree
idk
Whats the difference between a duck?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
