Difference jokes
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.