Difference jokes

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.