Difference jokes
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.