Difference jokes
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!