What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Internet vs You
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that you're so unlikable that people would rather connect to the internet than deal with you. It's like saying you're the human equivalent of dial-up—slow, frustrating, and nobody wants you. And based on your life choices, you probably still use Internet Explorer.