You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Diet Jokes
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
