What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
