Die jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?