Die jokes
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.