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Love

SOO CREEPYY OMG

The image has the text "I'VE SEEN LOVE DIE" in a red, gothic font.

Script

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Camera

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

School

Diddy

Diddy cook??

Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.

Dark Humor

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

Boy

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

Cricket

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

Fire

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Boy

A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."

Military

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

Crayon

A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.

Safety

Those vids be like abt safety:

An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".

Anger

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Choice

He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

Opinion

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.

Pill

The image shows two panels. The first shows a cartoon character on fire running towards a strange, cyclops-like character. The text says, "Stop normalising the grind and normalise whatever the f*ck this is." The second panel shows another cartoon character with the text "millions who took the pill that works both ways must die."

Death

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

Studio

Hole

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

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