Die jokes

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.