why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
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whats red and bad for your teeth:abrick
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
how did the gay man die? homicide
Why do orphans die when a tornado come. They don't have parents to perfect them
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
Why did Steven hawking die he ran out of WiFi
why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
If Jeffy goes to a orphanage he will die how is he supposed to move
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
if red get vote out whit happed
red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so
some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
red am a hacker u noobs
lime and grenn and prup run
red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
black killd red black is the win lol
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a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
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