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Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"