Didnt jokes
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.