Didnt jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!