Didnt jokes
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.