Didnt jokes
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.