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Didnt jokes

Kid

    • So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

    The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

    Banana

    • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

    Name

    • What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

    Cassie.

    Get it?

    Didnt memes

    Weight

    • Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

    Mama

    • Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

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    • Mum

    • I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

    She said, "Yes."

    "Knock knock."

    I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

    Basement

    • One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

    Soup

    • At the drive-thru window:

    "I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"

    "We don't serve soup here!"

    "Well, I didn't order any!"

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    • CEO

    • Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

    I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

    That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

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