Didnt jokes

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

Hint: he didn’t.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!