Didnt jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!